Dukes of Awesome

Well its been an eventful month at One Bills Drive. But with all the hoopla surrounding the Bandits title run, planning that big Memorial Day cookout with the in-laws, and going to see Iron Man 9 times, its likely that you may have missed a few Bills stories in the last 30 days. So to get you caught up, I’m taking a quick break from my usual content-free free postings to give you the wrap-up of main Bills news for the month of May.

Since this is the internet age and all, and since people have a lot of distractions and not a lot of time, the stories are presented in Haiku format to provide you with a quick read. I mean, if you don’t have enough time for a few haikus, you may need to re-examine your life. Plus by having all haikus, we are embracing the NFL’s global outreach policy by reaching out to the overlooked Japanese Poet demographic.

So with out further ado, you Bills news for the month of May, 17 syllables at a time:

Hardy pulls out piece,
but dad does not press charges.
Please leave gun at home

Bruce to be on Wall
ceremony at the Ralph
Bruce, don’t show up drunk

OTAs resume
Nearly all players attend.
And no injuries!

Peters wants more cash
What changed from your last contract?
Oh yea, that Pro Bowl

Bills in Toronto.
Tickets released and pricey,
but still selling fast

Season tix are hot
Now over 50K sold
I got mine… do you?

Everett released
Now can collect insurance
But Bill forever

CBA opt out.
Ralph’s vote in 06 was right,
But no one listened

All in all, it was a slow news month for Bills fans, but then again really no good news can come in May. Hopefully, our June is equally uneventful. Just make sure to tune back in here at the end of the month for my June Limerick wrap up.